When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer... Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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It is just a desk chair that looks super harmless. I am so ashamed that you were starting to get offended by it.
I took my suit to the cleaners,who wanted to charge me £15, so I gave it to the charity shop next door. They cleaned and pressed it and put it in the window. The next day, I bought it for £4.50