A Wurzel farmer who wants a divorce goes to see a lawyer. The farmer says "Oi wants to get wan of them dayvorces". Lawyer..."Do you have grounds? Farmer... "Yes, I gots me 40 acres". Lawyer "No, you dont understand, do you have a suit?" Farmer..."Yes, oi wears it to church on Sundays". Lawyer..."No, I mean do you have a grudge? Farmer..."Yes, that's where I park the tractor". Lawyer..."Would you say your wife beats you up?" Farmer..."No, we both get up at 5.30". Lawyer gets annoyed and tries one last question..."Well is your wife a nagger then?... "No, she's white, but the baby's a nagger, that's why I wants a fuggin dayvorce!!