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    A Wurzel farmer who wants a divorce goes to see a lawyer. The farmer says "Oi wants to get wan of them dayvorces".

    Lawyer..."Do you have grounds? Farmer... "Yes, I gots me 40 acres".

    Lawyer "No, you dont understand, do you have a suit?" Farmer..."Yes, oi wears it to church on Sundays".

    Lawyer..."No, I mean do you have a grudge? Farmer..."Yes, that's where I park the tractor".

    Lawyer..."Would you say your wife beats you up?" Farmer..."No, we both get up at 5.30".

    Lawyer gets annoyed and tries one last question..."Well is your wife a nagger then?...

    "No, she's white, but the baby's a nagger, that's why I wants a fuggin dayvorce!!
     
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