Wayne Rooney is in a shop in the states, just browsing. He spots a bright item with a white top and asks the sales assistant what it was. 'Its a thermos flask', came the reply. 'So what's that for then' asks Wayne. 'Well', says the shop assistant, ' it keeps hot food hot and cold food cold'. 'Great that', says Wayne, 'I'll take one. Couple days later, Wayne is in training and he pulls out his flask. 'What's that' asks a team mate. 'Its a thermos flask, ' it keeps hot food hot and cold food cold'. 'Great that' says his team mate, 'what have you got in it?' 'Vegetable soup and a choc ice', replies Wayne.
