Off Topic The dying Swan ~ Joke thread

Or should it be Roonespism?

 

Or a malapropism.
Morison told Baccuna he wanted him to work real hard to shackle the oposition. Baccuna though he said red card tackle.

 

I think he's Lex Dysic.

 

reminds me of the best named player in football right now
Jack Hunt (Sheffield Wednesday)
Really hope he gets a transfer to the minnows further west
then we can legally abuse them by singing you jack hunt

 

He went on to play for the Wurzels for a few years. They were a bit bemused across there when I tried to point out the significance of his name.

Ah well bless 'em, once a turnip, always a ...............

 

We Almost adopted a Wurzel once

 

We've already done that 3 times recently - Tomlin, Reid and Pack

One was too fat, one was too good, and the other too slow.........

 

Fair play, this made me chuckle...

 

You've heard of Murphy's law but have you heard of Cole's Law?.......
It's pretty much cabbage and mayonnaise.

 

Djokovic - the first player ever to lose a championship while only missing two shots!

 

Elton John brought his rabbit to the gym today...
Its a little fit bunny