Off Topic The dying Swan ~ Joke thread

Where are you currently appearing or have you refused to play?

 

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Reminds me of the old joke about the young guy who had premature ejaculation.

While doing it he was told to continuously recite "Penny, penny, sixpence, shilling" to help him concentrate.

However after a couple of minutes it all got too much for him and "Penny, penny, sixpence shilling" became "One and eight, one and eight, one and eight, oh bugger it!!!!"

Anyone born after 1971 will need that explaining to them.

 

Oldsparkey drunk again?

 

Not me clingo - I've got an alcohol fume detector. It's different in that it only goes off to warn me when it's not high enough.

 

Does it have to be one's own rectum? Just asking on behalf of Maskey (no offence)