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Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by DaiJones, Sep 18, 2018.
I was sat in a restaurant and got hit on the back of the head by a prawn cocktail.
I looked round and this bloke shouted, "That's just for starters!"
I joined a dating site for pyromaniacs
Got a match straight away.....
Dai. You're a bright spark that never fails to light up this forum. Just be careful (or not) with the Swan Vestas.
Read that as the swans vespa.
I joined 2 Clingo, the first one was full of old flames.
I'll get my coat.
I think it's all Lambrettas down there mate.
Dai, you gotta do what you gotta do in order to douse your burning desires.
Can you get my coat while you're there?
Masky sold it.
What a git he is. That coat was made out of a couple of remote's sheep.
Fair play boys the jokes might be crap but the banter is 1st class.
Neighbour knocked on the wall at 4.20 am. Lucky I was up playing music.
He shouted, 'Can I have a little respect please?'
I'm not an Aretha Franklin fan, but said 'Ok'
Not an Aretha fan???????!!!!!!!!!!! Did you Think about it?
Anyway, Otis did a brilliant version too. And Oldsparkey is good on backing vocals with "Socket to me, socket to me"
Hope you're doing ok Dai.
I was also in the Electric Light Orchestra.
As well as AC/DC I assume?
You'd certainly have a good grounding if so.
No, I'm more down to earth than that.
Well "Just a little bit"
Thanks for asking.
The misses said I'm looking better than I've looked for some time.
Hair is growing back it nearly hides the two holes where the drains were, all I need now is to lose the big heavy screws each side of my neck.
Just remember to use plenty of WD40 and that they're a left hand thread.