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Off Topic The dying Swan ~ Joke thread

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  1. irishbluebird

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    My computer wouldn’t accept beef stew as a new password.
    Said it wasn’t stroganoff <doh>
     
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    Unashamedly pinched this off Ringo Lion......................

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Neil Harris.

    That’s the punchline <whistle>
     
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    Bloody quackers!
    Good to see you Dai. Hope you're on the up <cheers>
     
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    Dai, seeing that chocolate sundae has jogged my memory. I used to have a girlfriend who use to force an erection on me, and put a huge blob of said sundae on the bell end. The idea is that she would eat it whilst taking off her clothes seductively, and preparing for sexual intercourse! The problem was though that it looked so sumptuous tha often I would eat it myself! :emoticon-0103-cool: Ice cream for sale!
     
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    Cornets instead of condoms?
     
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