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Off Topic The dying Swan ~ Joke thread

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by DaiJones, Sep 18, 2018.

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  1. ccfcremotesupport

    ccfcremotesupport Well-Known Member

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    One won't be happy and another will be grumpy.
     
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    ccfcremotesupport Well-Known Member

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    Hmm, seem to have repeated myself there.<yikes>
     
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    How much will it cost to put that chimney on the roof asks this guy to his builder.

    Nothing he replies, it’s on the house......
     
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    Having difficulties here....I’ll try again<doh>
     
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    ninian opinion Well-Known Member

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    No it won’t work so I’ll just get my coat.....
     
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    DaiJones Well-Known Member

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    I’ve just met a Chinese drug addict who said “have you seen my cocaine?”
    I said “not since he starred in the Italian Job!”
    <laugh>
     
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    Add.png
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Anyone know how long it takes to fix a hearing aid?
    I sent mine off 2 weeks ago and haven’t heard anything since!
     
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    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Cross referencing a theme from another thread.

    Oi? I'm offended. I have hearing issues. What? Didn't catch that.<whistle>
     
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    ninian opinion Well-Known Member

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    Question:If you could sacrifice one city in the UK to end coronavirus which city would you choose and why Swansea<whistle>
     
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    Bit too close to Bridgend for my liking Nin. We have the Port Toilet buffer but with a westerly wind we could be in trouble and Sparkey would get it first. <yikes>
     
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    Manchester.

    Why? OGS & UTD.


    Was going to pick Liverpool but I got a soft spot for Everton.
     
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    <yikes> <yikes>.....I don't want to be an early warning system!
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    And dont forget the perygl.
    Its a dangerous beast.
    Beware of perygl.
     
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