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Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by DaiJones, Sep 18, 2018.

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  1. irishbluebird

    irishbluebird Well-Known Member

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    Be careful fellow Bluebirds because people are going crazy from being in lock down! Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and we all agreed that things are getting bad. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron straightened me out as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing. The vacuum was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over! The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip.
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    The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes, you guessed it
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    .....pull myself together
     
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    irishbluebird Well-Known Member

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    Cue Masky's comments. What the fug!


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    blueturk the cat Well-Known Member

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    how sexist can you get ? :emoticon-0135-makeu
     
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    irishbluebird Well-Known Member

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    DaiJones, Jul 19, 2020
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    If all brides are beautiful were do ugly wives come from.Just saying.
     
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    william5551, Jul 21, 2020
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    There's a Russian saying......no such thing as an ugly woman, just not enough vodka!!!!
     
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    I think I started it this morning......................:emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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    Been on the Guinness again Mart?
     
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    See what you did there BFB pal, calling BT Mart to throw us off he track eh? Clever but you can’t fool Masky...he is fugging wise to it! :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Masky I just love your conspiracy theories.
     
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    He will never know the truth Mart
     
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    In other news, the Seven Dwarfs have been told they can only meet in groups of six .... One of them isn’t Happy.
     
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    Is happy feeling grumpy?
    If so, I wonder if grumpy likes it?
     
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    Courtesy of ROD.................

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