Prince Andrew shock... I'm shocked anyone seriously thought he'd be paying rent. The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
A married couple were going at it hammer and tongs - rampant sex - in the bedroom one night when they heard a sound. Startled, they stopped what they were doing - and in the doorway stood their son, Tom. Tom looked shocked and appalled then ran away down the corridor. The husband said to the wife ‘I’ll go and talk to him’. He pulled his trousers on and set off down the corridor. To the dad’s surprise, Tom wasn’t in his bedroom, but he heard grunts and gasps coming from the next room. He investigated and to his horror saw Tom, vigorously shagging grandma. ‘Tom - whatever do you think you are doing’ shouted the dad in horror and outrage at the vile spectacle that faced him. ‘Yeah’ replied Tom, glancing over his shoulder at his dad. ‘It’s a bit different when it’s YOUR mum isn’t it….’
