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  1. irishbluebird

    irishbluebird Well-Known Member

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    NO!! <laugh>
     
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    Much better follow up jokes. You've redeemed yourself Irish. I laughed out loud at the mini skirt one.

    P.S. Flying home with Ryanair next week. I wonder if the flight is full........
     
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    Okay, so it's been quiet on here. I'll stop now before BFB finds the dislike button!! :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    Too quiet. What are they doing.

    There I was lying quietly by the pool in my speedo budgie smugglers. I think they're albatross smugglers but my wife says different.

    Anyway, daughter's wedding day on Algarve today. She comes out and tells me to put on shorts and t shirt before the photographer arrives.

    Total lack of respect!!!

    I thought I looked fine. She really must go to Specsavers. Photos in OK next week.

    Better go and shower and change now.
     
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    Make sure its not a cold shower blue.

    Theyll be hummingbird smugglers otherwise.
     
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    Lesser Spotted Nut Warblers more like pal! :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Hope the wedding went well Bluey.
    Go for a run now to get rid of the hangover!
     
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    All went very well thanks Irish. Didn't get home until 4.00am. Only just got up. Running not on agenda today. Now to find the paracetamol.
     
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