Reminds me of when Bristol City boss Alan Dicks was greeted by chants of (yes you’ve guessed it) ‘Dicks Out’ as the wurzels were struggling and was eventually axed.
Two women went for a game of golf but soon after they started one of them got hit on the head by a stray golf ball and fell to the ground. She was dizzy and not fit to be moved so her playing partner got her sat up against her bag and told her she was heading back to the club house for help. When she got there she said her friend had been hit by a golf ball and asked if anyone had any medical experience and a man spoke up saying he was a doctor and would have a look. He asked the woman where her playing partner had been hit and got told between the first and second holes. The doctor replied, well, that doesn't leave much room for a plaster.
