A young man once went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. The boss comes and the story begins. - The client: "Is Room No. 39 available?" - The boss: "Yes, Sir!" - The client: "Can I book it?" - The boss: "Of course you can." - The client: "Thank you." Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a 39cm white thread and an orange 73g. The boss agreed, although he was surprised at the things the client requested. The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else. Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to the Room No. 39. After midnight, the boss heard strange noises and sounds in that client's room - noises of wild animals and sounds of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor. The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering about the source of the noise. In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first. He went into the room and found everything all right. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table. The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling. The boss was in a state of shock, however, he didn't reveal what he had heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself. After a year, the same client showed up again. He then asked to see the boss again. The boss was puzzled. The client asked for the same things: Room No. 39, a black knife, a 39cm white thread and an orange 73g. This time, the boss decided to find and know the truth by all means. He spent the night waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same noises and sounds started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before. Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face. The boss started searching for the meaning of all the things the client requested to have - Why he asked for Room No. 39? Why the white thread? Why the black knife? Yet, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all of these questions. The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client shows up. To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before. The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before. In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss politely asked client the secret behind the noises in the room. - "If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?" - "I promise I will never let anyone know." - "Swear?" - "I swear I won't reveal your secret." So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss. As promised, the boss was in fact a sincere person. Up until now, he hasn't revealed the client's secret to anyone. When he does, I will let you know. Thank you for reading.
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I said to my wife "When I die," I'd like to die having sex" She replied "At least we know it'll be quick" Whenever a body is found, it seems to be discovered by a man with a dog. I don't know why the police don't just employ the inquisitive f*cker.
