A Woman Sends a Text to Her Husband “Honey, don't forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.” Husband: Who is Valerie? Wife: Nobody, I just wanted you to answer, to have confirmation that you saw my text. Husband: But I’m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me? Wife: What??! Where are you? Husband: Near the bakery. Wife: Wait, I’m coming right now! After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message: Wife: I’m at the bakery, where are you? Husband: I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery , buy the bread !
Its great having a dyslexic secretary! she's just given me the best blow job ever and I only sent her an e-mail asking if she could sack my cook!
While I was down in Devon on the weekend I went to an archaeology party. They were excavating and searching for a lower leg. It was quite a shindig!
