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Off Topic The dying Swan ~ Joke thread

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  1. FrankfurterBlue

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    Is it ****!!
     
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    Thought this was a non political thread?
     
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    Compared to what Starmer and his cronies plan to do to us Rishi was a pussycat.

    In crude terms, Stanmer et al are going to f##k us up the ar$e. With pensioners who have worked all their lives to achieve a comfortable retirement being worst hit. No lube involved either!!!
     
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    I'm not saying the wife is a fat greedy tw*t.
    But she's just cleaned the oven with two slices of bread.
     
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    Sat in the pub last week and a beautiful Thai woman walked in. Olive skin, tight red dress. I thought to myself ' don't get an erection".
    But she did!!
     
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    car joke for jocks

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