Two young boys walked into a pharmacy, picked up a box of tampons and went to the checkout. The pharmacist asked the older boy "How old are you ?" "Eight" the boy replied. The man continued "Do you know what these are used for ?" The boy replied "Not exactly, but they aren't for me, they're for him. He's my brother and he's four." "Oh, really ?" the pharmacist replied with a grin. "Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these you'll be able to swim, play tennis & ride a bike, and he can't do any of those yet."
A girl came up to me in the club and said, "I haven't had a c*ck for nearly two weeks now." I asked her back to my place and we started fooling around. We got undressed, and that was when I noticed that she still had the scars from the operation.
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The soldier replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only £5." The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!" "OK," said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that, and that I am a much better human being than you. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess club. It has all the ice cold water you need. Inshallah." Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped: "They won't let me in without a bloody tie!”
