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Off Topic The dying Swan ~ Joke thread

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  1. irishbluebird

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    Oh FFS!
     
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    ....and your language pal, keep it clean Paddy! Masky Of Llandaff
     
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    For Flips Sake?

    Nothing wrong with that.
     
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    up at eight oclock.....= a potato clock you can rest easy now Masky
     
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    A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

    A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more.

    Assuming that the woman must have a cold, the man was curious about the shuddering.

    A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again, and like before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, and her body shook even more than before.

    Unable to contain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said 'I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you okay ?'

    ‘I am sorry if I disturbed you, but I have a very rare medical condition . . . . whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.' The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious, and said ‘I have never heard of that condition before . . . . are you taking anything for it ?'

    The woman nodded and said 'Yes . . . . pepper.'
     
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    My mother in law was being beaten up by 6 men, she shouted for Christ sake aren’t you gonna help, I said 6 should be enough
     
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    Stevie Wonder - 7 Children
    David Blunkett - 5 Children (allegedly)
    Ray Charles - 12 Children
    I think it’s safe to say it’s not w*nking that makes you blind.
     
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    Andy’s brother… some say he had a better left peg than his famous brother
     
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