"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Masky , from Llandaff and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest adult male organ the nurse had ever seen in her life.. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's private part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Masky replied. She ran out of the room.
Mick and Paddy are on a cruise. Paddy says "It's awfully quiet on deck tonight". Mick replied "Everyone will be watching the band" Paddy says "There isn't a band playing tonight". Mick replied "I definitely heard someone say 'A band on ship' ".........
Woman walks into a pet shop looking to buy a talking parrot. Shopkeeper tells her he has 2 for sale 1 is £300 the other £50. The woman asks "Why only £50?" "That parrot used to live in a brothel" the shopkeeper informs her. Laughing she bought the £50 parrot. Takes it home, places the parrot and cage on the dining room table. The parrot squawks " A new brothel" The woman laughs.... Her 2 daughters return home from college. The parrot squawks .."New girls" Mother and daughters burst into tears of laughter. The husband then arrives home from work The parrot lets out a SQUAWK SQUAWK "NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN KEITH"
