Masky was telling Irishbluebird about taking his first parachute jump. He said, 'When I got to the door I couldn't jump. The 6'7" man mountain instructor unzipped his fly and drops out 14" and said "If you don't jump you're gonna get this baby right up your ar5e".' Irish said, 'Did you jump?' Masky replied, 'A bit, when it first went in.'
Irish pal, you and BFB (not BT though) are like salty turds that won’t break down to flush away....you too Clingy! Please desist from commenting derisory tales about Masky immediately! Masky
Dai, good old valleys boy, so very wise pal. However if this lad from Llandaff (formerly Canton, but I do like to say Victoria Park), can offer only one piece of advice....don’t ever concur with BFB.....he’ll have your trousers off before you can say “fug me O’Reilly”, sure as Masky has a hole in his arse! Masky
Young girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees the bloke with whom she had sex the previous evening, after they met in a pub. He is stacking washing powder boxes on shelves. You lying sod!" she yells. "Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!" "No," he says, "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team."
