Off Topic The dying Swan ~ Joke thread

Found in town. Early this morning…..


........if someone’s lost an Elastic band Iv got it.

 

cough cough

 

Surely coughing depends on whether the wicket is well grassed or bare.

 

or plagiarized......but in fairness I'd already plagiarized it once

 

I’ll raise you this

 

I suppose we better take the bun tin down.