Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided they needed to spice up their love li...ves. All three agreed to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes that evening with their respective lovers. After a few days they meet up for lunch and compared notes. The engaged woman: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long." The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night." The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night when my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'"
SAD NEWS. A very sad day today. After 7 years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the job he loved. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
Local hack interviewing the managers of Cardiff and Swansea. Turns to potter and said "Realistically what is your hope for the end of the season" Potter replied " A stable team and a good run to get into the play-offs, where anything could happen" Reporter "What about Neil" Warnock " I'd like to finish in the top half of the League really, win the FA Cup and thus be in Europe next season. Sign Ramsey, Bail & Brookes" Reporter " I think your being a bit silly there Neil" Warnock "Well he started it really"
