When I was a lot younger I was courting a deaf girl. I really liked her and the sex was great. In the end I had to stop seeing her she would never listen to me.
Saw the worst mind reader ever last night.. Mind reader: "Think of a card, any card." Me: "OK" Mind reader: "Visualize it in your mind." Me: "OK" Mind reader: "Is it the Nine of Clubs?" Me: "No" Mind reader: "Ace of spades?" Me: "No" Mind reader: "What is it then?" Me: "Happy Birthday"...