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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Feb 11, 2015.

  1. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    I parted company several times by .... what's the expression ...........mutual consent <whistle>

    gonzo - were any of these blind dates or was it just a case of the old Spanish archer?
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    No I'd been seeing them for a short while, WTF is a Spanish Archer?
     
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  3. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    'el bow' <laugh> [common scouse expression]
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Gottcha. <laugh>
     
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  5. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Love that programme so much
     
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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    You think yours were bad Luv... don't even come close to this.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-31519551

    An Indian bride has married a guest at her wedding after her groom-to-be had a seizure and collapsed.

    Reports said the groom, Jugal Kishore, was epileptic and he had kept the information from the bride, Indira, and her family.

    While Mr Kishore was taken to hospital, the angry bride decided to switch husbands.

    She asked a member of her brother-in-law's family, who was a guest, to step in and marry her instead. He agreed.

    The incident took place in Rampur town in the northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh.

    According to a report in The Times of India, Mr Kishore, 25, fell to the ground in front of the wedding guests just as he was reaching out to garland Indira.
    On his return from the hospital, Mr Kishore pleaded with Indira to change her mind, telling her that he would be ridiculed by friends and relatives if he went home without a bride, but she refused.

    Local police official Ram Khiladi Solanki told the BBC that Mr Kishore and his family were initially upset and lodged a complaint with the police.

    "But since the bride is already married now, what can anyone do? So the families have resolved the matter and the complaint has been withdrawn," he added.
     
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  7. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Haha, read that story. Harsh culture they've got over there. Especially out in the small towns and villages.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not as harsh as Guatemala <yikes>
     
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  9. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Only for young Liverpudlian/Warringtonian females. Hear they prefer that accent on their drug mules
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Charming <yikes>
     
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  11. I performed a paid for dumping earlier today ;)
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    There's a ****ing thread for that <doh>
     
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  13. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    I fecking stank it from here
     
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  14. danilo.

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    My first girlfriend in high school had to move away and we decided to try a long distance relationship. So we're approaching a year and a half at this point and things take a turn for the worse, as LDR's usually do.

    After a million fights, she gets mad because I got mad that she was lying to me or something stupid like that (ah, puppy love). So she refused to take my calls for a week and told her grandmother to hang up if I called, etc. Obviously I call daily, brokenhearted, etc. To 16 year old me this was the worst thing that could have happened.

    About two weeks later, she obviously got over it and started calling me, so that I could apologize and get back together with her. I never spoke to her again, no matter how many times she called. Whenever I meet one of her friends around town they still bring it up, years and years later. Cold? Yeah, but she started it <laugh>
     
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  15. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Sounds like you should get back together or #cryingwank
     
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  16. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Many years ago. a girlfriend left me without reason (in fact I was faithful to her).About two months later we met
    it was like we never left one another. She later confessed to me that someone (known to me) was spreading
    rumour that I had many girlfriends. Women you cannot predict them.
     
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  17. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    That one was a keeper, you ****ed up there you loser <laugh>
     
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  18. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Sadly for you it's hung out the neck of your jumper. <whistle>
     
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  19. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Just Googled for 'Portrait of Tobes'

    CedricSneer.jpg
     

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  20. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    please log in to view this image
     
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