I agree! There should be an app which locks your phone so you can only call people
That doesn't stop you leaving a horrendous voicemail though...
I agree! There should be an app which locks your phone so you can only call people
Luckily I’ve never done that….That doesn't stop you leaving a horrendous voicemail though...

You can't have enjoyed it that much to start with.I haven't had a beer for over a year now. Don't know why, just lost interest when lockdown started.
Yeah I did. I drank for England mate.You can't have enjoyed it that much to start with.
Competitively?Yeah I did. I drank for England mate.
Nah mate. Just a figure of speech, meaning i drank ****ing loads.Competitively?

Ah right, I thought you might be famous or something for a moment.Nah mate. Just a figure of speech, meaning i drank ****ing loads.![]()
I haven't had a beer for over a year now. Don't know why, just lost interest when lockdown started.
I ain't been out to a pub since before this covid **** began.I was like that at home, just not the same as from a pump when you go out. Had quite a few beers out now, still none at home.
I ain't been out to a pub since before this covid **** began.
That could mean you have never been out to a pub. Is that what you really mean?I ain't been out to a pub since before this covid **** began.
Lost count now, done a couple of different micro pubs, 3 or 4 other pubs and in a spoons once. All since all the covid restrictions were lifted.
Micro pubs are good, beer normally around the £3.30 mark for a decent pint of ale, all independent owners. Often not that big a premises and no frills, although some now getting a bit fancy with Gin and Cheese boards, to progress from the all male feel of the places.
Although you do have to be sociable in them and often could end up sharing a table with a complete stranger, due to the size of the places, but every fooker talks to everyone in them anyhow.
Best bit, no queuing for your beer, you have a bell on your table, ring it and your be served before you know it. Started to use them on match days now, getting too old and impatient to queue 15 mins for beer in a packed boozer when a game is on.
That could mean you have never been out to a pub. Is that what you really mean?
I struggle to believe any makem **** has never been to a pub.
Your food is still league one ****e.No. I really haven't been at all. I've just worked through this whole covid ****, and really lost touch with everything
That's a compliment compared to your minor league manure.Your food is still league one ****e.
Fuk off ya daft ****That's a compliment compared to your minor league manure.

Over there. Over there, it's better than here.**** off to where?