The Drunk Thread

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A female friend of mine from back in the day was terrible for going out and getting wasted.
This is part of a conversation we once had.

Luv. Good night?
Girl. No idea I was so drunk I can't remember a thing.
Luv. Seems a waste of a night?
Girl. I suppose, probably a good night though.
Luv. How do you know?
Girl. Woke up with my eyelids stuck closed, had to peel them open.
 
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Random question...

If you knew someone as a semi-mate but really you only know them cos you've bought drugs off them in the past.

Would it be immoral to shag their missus? Thing is they're not a proper mate n they treat them like **** anyway. Plus you can tell that she's pissed off with being with a waster n she keeps dropping hints...


Any advice appreciated x
 
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I Love Heung Min Son said:
Random question...

If you knew someone as a semi-mate but really you only know them cos you've bought drugs off them in the past.

Would it be immoral to shag their missus? Thing is they're not a proper mate n you can tell that she's pissed off with being with a waster n she keeps dropping hints...


Any advice appreciated x
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Smash her back doors in :emoticon-0150-hands
 
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I Love Heung Min Son said:
Random question...

If you knew someone as a semi-mate but really you only know them cos you've bought drugs off them in the past.

Would it be immoral to shag their missus? Thing is they're not a proper mate n they treat them like **** anyway. Plus you can tell that she's pissed off with being with a waster n she keeps dropping hints...


Any advice appreciated x
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Probably best avoided if all 3 of you are sitting on the same sofa ... happy to help <cheers>
 
I Love Heung Min Son said:
Random question...

If you knew someone as a semi-mate but really you only know them cos you've bought drugs off them in the past.

Would it be immoral to shag their missus? Thing is they're not a proper mate n they treat them like **** anyway. Plus you can tell that she's pissed off with being with a waster n she keeps dropping hints...


Any advice appreciated x
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Depends on how close to home it is, the likelihood of her using you as a dig in his ribs i.e. telling him, and how big the ****er is.
 
If she dobs you in after Libs, claim you only put the tip in and that doesn't count ... he sounds like he might just buy it <whistle>
 
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Tobes said:
Depends on how close to home it is, the likelihood of her using you as a dig in his ribs i.e. telling him, and how big the ****er is.
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I doubt she would but even if she did I think it'd probably be worth a whack tbh.
 
Well that was close and ****ed things right up. Was sat next to her on sofa in my boxers n mateys came home <doh>

Luckily he went straight up to pisser which gave me chance to put jeans on...


Well that's ****ed that up then, time to hit up dating apps <laugh>
 
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I Love Heung Min Son said:
Well that was close and ****ed things right up. Was sat next to her on sofa in my boxers n mateys came home <doh>

Luckily he went straight up to pisser which gave me chance to put jeans on...


Well that's ****ed that up then, time to hit up dating apps <laugh>
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For ffs, fancy taking her back to their gaff <laugh>
 
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