The Drunk Thread
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Had five (small) cans of Camden IPA.
It's good. Not an American beer but still good.
Funny story actually, went to Sainsbury's and this stuff was in a 12 can box at £1.50 a can.
Thought to myself, **** it, got no beer in the fridge, I'll try a box of this.
Had no lager so also grabbed a six pack of Moretti and took to the self serve.
Anyway, it wouldn't scan and so the daft **** who tried to make it so got himself in a right tizz.
Turns out it should be sold by the can, not the box. So, after much pissing about he goes; there you go mate, sorry about the wait.
£10.40 for twelve cans of ipa and six Moretti (and a bag of park scratchings)!?!?
Don't mind if I do, you stupid twat.
^^^^^^^ hope you all read.
It's good. Not an American beer but still good.
Funny story actually, went to Sainsbury's and this stuff was in a 12 can box at £1.50 a can.
Thought to myself, **** it, got no beer in the fridge, I'll try a box of this.
Had no lager so also grabbed a six pack of Moretti and took to the self serve.
Anyway, it wouldn't scan and so the daft **** who tried to make it so got himself in a right tizz.
Turns out it should be sold by the can, not the box. So, after much pissing about he goes; there you go mate, sorry about the wait.
£10.40 for twelve cans of ipa and six Moretti (and a bag of park scratchings)!?!?
Don't mind if I do, you stupid twat.
^^^^^^^ hope you all read.
Self service tills are such a great invention, they even pay for half my food shopping every month which is really coolHad five (small) cans of Camden IPA.
It's good. Not an American beer but still good.
Funny story actually, went to Sainsbury's and this stuff was in a 12 can box at £1.50 a can.
Thought to myself, **** it, got no beer in the fridge, I'll try a box of this.
Had no lager so also grabbed a six pack of Moretti and took to the self serve.
Anyway, it wouldn't scan and so the daft **** who tried to make it so got himself in a right tizz.
Turns out it should be sold by the can, not the box. So, after much pissing about he goes; there you go mate, sorry about the wait.
£10.40 for twelve cans of ipa and six Moretti (and a bag of park scratchings)!?!?
Don't mind if I do, you stupid twat.
^^^^^^^ hope you all read.
Just a chain restaurant in town called Thaikun. Other than that, gotta go clear out the house.
**** them up and ask for a pad pung galee., see how thai they are.
it's my favourite dish
I expect it’s a bunch of uni people who only serve pad Thai, but will check if that is on the menu.
it's a basic yellow curry, but better with squid
https://www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/recs/643/Stir-Fried-Crab-Curry-Poo-Pad89061.shtml
or just ask for a tom yum soup
if they have neither, walk out.
Bump.
wjat with it being Christmas party season thought it should be bumped.
wjat with it being Christmas party season thought it should be bumped.
So how do we find the winner?
The one who falls the most during the evening?
Has the biggest urine stains in his underpants the next day?
Or
The one who tries to bum his wife with a flaccid penis whilst she's sleeping?
The one who falls the most during the evening?
Has the biggest urine stains in his underpants the next day?
Or
The one who tries to bum his wife with a flaccid penis whilst she's sleeping?
Why is this? I’ve done the same, I limit alcohol in the house as I binge badly.
Any Newcastle Brown fans? It's a bit of a strange one as I don't see anyone drinking it anymore but I think it's a great beer.