It is a Martine McCutcheon (that photae) , Paulo Nutini led conspiracy...*these* are the dark and sinister forces, Martine is obv from the "East End", Paulo was unwilling to buy me a hauf when I was birreling pish stained outside the Loudon.
Martine McCutcheon was never a Celtic fan. Her dad was a Hun that abused her and her maw. She wore the Celtic strip in that photae to get it right up him
I remember the picture appearing in the paper - it was a "famous football birds" thing - she said that she supported QPR but, as her dad was Scottish, she also liked Celtic. I figured her dad was a tim but my missus read her life story in Hello or some **** and she said that she wore the strip in that picture just as she was becoming famous in NOTW because she knew her junkie dad would see it (he was called Hemmings) and it would make his blood boil. please log in to view this image
Rocket would be better. He sent the wee **** who did his ironing away from his door for wearing a Celtic top.
I always remember John Collins in that top because he scored a hat-trick against Hearts the season we wore it. I missed 3 of the 4 goals that day going for pisses or pies.
It always makes me think of Big Pierre. The one with the MASSIVE hoops reminds me of JC. Like the silencer goal he scored at a Tim-free Ibrox
My first Celtic game was the cup final against Airdrie when Pierre scored the only goal. I had to leave after 25 minutes, some daft **** on our supporters bus had petted a police horse. It stood on his foot and broke it into pieces
I was at that game too, ****ing scorching it was and whenever the crowd jumped about a huge plume of dust rose up like a mushroom cloud over Hiroshima. Re the Police horse: This is a true story. One of my mates was queueing outside Parkhead years ago and it was a rather hot day. He said to the policewoman "Your horse is sweating", she replied quick as a flash "So would you be if you spent 8 hours between my legs". edit: Just realised we are talking about different games, I was at the 74 Cup Final
That dust thing used to always happen at Hampden - same goes for Dens Park - the away end there used to barely have steps, it was pretty much a hill of stoor with some higgledy steps in it. That's why most folk were happy our end didn't have a roof at Hampden. My first time at Hampden was 1988 semi-final versus Hearts. YYYYAAASSSS
Same here Fucking brilliant way to end a game. Seeing the mini-huns heading for the exits, some of them in tears, is one of my favourite footballing memories.
Well, no undercover Timmys getting blamed but the last bit - based on a comment on twitter by someone else on a held-up phone is ****ing hilarious
Most of that was an intelligible discourse. Thought out and clearly presented. Then the ****wit just couldn't help himself and reverts to type at the end as a gibbering drunk with a pathological hatred for anyone who has ever questioned Rangers.
