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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Apparently beaver's bums smell incredibly nice. Not that I've sniffed one myself. Wonder if someone sniffed one and said "Marius, this smells good enough to eat".
     
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    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    There used to be a province called the Kingdom of Bum in Cameroon.
     
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    For some of the " Older " guys , Peter Graves from the original TV series " Mission Impossible " and James Arness (Marshal Dillion ) from ' Gunsmoke " are brothers
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    someone who misunderstood the term 'try licking some beaver'.
     
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    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    That's just gotta come under the heading of...

    You just can't trust a decent translation these days... or...

    Why I've never trusted Italians.... or...

    Why I'll never eat another pizza......
     
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    If a female ferret does not have sex for a year, she will die.

    1% of all women can achieve full orgasm just by stimulating their breasts.

    There is enough sperm in one single man to impregnate every woman on earth.

    There is a town in Canada called “Dildo.”

    Human contraceptive pills work on gorillas.
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    But did you know that Wrigleys gum was the first ever product to be bar coded.
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

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    Good job HIAG isn't a female ferret. <ok>
     
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    There is a poster on here who tried to finger a Dildo.

    But most people already knew that ...
     
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    Female Kangaroos, as well as other Marsupials have three vaginas. (Technically two + a median vagina used for birth).
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    There is also "****ing, Austria" "Windpassing, Austria", and "Moron, Mongolia".
     
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    Sounds like the title of a South Park episode.
     
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    ****ing windpassing moron sounds like a description of Pervy Pete.
     
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    Starting to think people are making **** up.
     
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  15. Libby

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    For example?
     
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    There’s a town in South Wales called ‘Luvlikestobumsheepinhiswaders’
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    What about the cornish village

    Piskiedoublefistsmrshiag
     
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    That village is famous for its fish fingers
     
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  19. Lovearsenalcock

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    Interesting fact for today

    Earth is the only planet not named after a 'God'
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

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    ... In our solar system.

    There are lots of extrasolar planets not named after gods.
     
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