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  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Is that why we can recognise DMD on Saxtons arse ?
     
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    Everybody expected the Spanish Inquisition. They always gave at least 2 weeks notice of their arrival.

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  3. The Ginger Marks

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    No word in the English language rhymes with Month, Orange, Silver & Purple.
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Exactly, properly on topic for this thread.
     
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  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    The countries never invaded by the British:

    Andorra
    Belarus
    Bolivia
    Burundi
    Central African Republic
    Chad
    Congo, Republic of
    Guatemala
    Ivory Coast
    Kyrgyzstan
    Liechtenstein
    Luxembourg
    Mali
    Marshall Islands
    Monaco
    Mongolia
    Paraguay
    Sao Tome and Principe
    Sweden
    Tajikistan
    Uzbekistan
    Vatican City
     
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    Not entirely true. Sporange, a very rare alternative form of sporangium. Chilver, a ewe lamb. Curple is a strap under the girth of a horse's saddle to stop the saddle shifting forward. Month I will give you, although some say it rhymes with millionth.

    The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses…
     
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  9. johnsonsbaby

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    The word bed looks like a bed.
     
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    <laugh>

    Nice one jb.<ok>
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Not if I spell it <whistle>
     
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    "it" is a completely different word.<whistle>
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

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    Forwarded to Teresa May so she can begin preparations. How about Sweden first... Bring some of their women back.
     
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    They went into debt trying to print it off
     
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    It's the simple things <laugh>
     
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    Still doesn't alter the fact that the word bed looks like a bed ....
     
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    Grunth rhymes with month.

    http://www.dictionary.com/browse/grunth
     
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    Canada has a national Park one third the size of England
     
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    "She then grunth with pleasure when I doth slung my penith within her."

    Exerpt From Romeo and Juliet's Mum
    -William Shakespeare.
     
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    A crocodile can’t poke its tongue out.
     
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