The Dick Emery "I done it wrong again, Dad!" Thread!

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As I said, Pix, I am sorely tempted.

But I will resist.

Besides, Arsenal are favourites to finish above Wolves. I'm just thinking how hilarious it would be if they overtake you. Like we have, mate.

Not every bit of bantz has to be reduced to a wager, yeah.

So you don’t have the stones then.
 
Arsenal have made Celtic's 22-year-old Scotland full-back Kieran Tierney a top transfer target this summer.
(Mail)

Awesome!
 
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Ivory Coast forward Wilfried Zaha has asked Crystal Palace to let him join Arsenal. The Eagles value the 26-year-old at £80m.
(Mirror)

They can't afford you, Pal!

They've blown their war chest on a player from the SPL. Plus, they're paying your wages to Popeye.
 
Ivory Coast forward Wilfried Zaha has asked Crystal Palace to let him join Arsenal. The Eagles value the 26-year-old at £80m.
(Mirror)

They can't afford you, Pal!

They've blown their war chest on a player from the SPL. Plus, they're paying your wages to Popeye.
This is a joke yeah? The useless twat would only fetch 35 mil on today's market due to being spud like.
 
**BREAKING NEWS**

Laurent Koscielny: Arsenal captain refuses to travel on club's US pre-season tour

The 33-year-old France defender is out of contract at the end of the 2019-20 season and is a reported target for French clubs Bordeaux, Rennes and Lyon.

"We are very disappointed by Laurent's actions, which are against our clear instructions," said Arsenal.

"We hope to resolve this matter and will not be providing any further comment at this time."

Bordeaux have reportedly offered Koscielny a three-year deal. The central defender joined Arsenal in the summer of 2010 for a fee of around £10m.

He has played 353 times for the Gunners and won the FA Cup twice, in 2013-14 and 2014-15. Last season Koscielny played 30 times for the club in all competitions, including one appearance for the under-21 side in the EFL Trophy.

(BBC Football)
 
**BREAKING NEWS**

Laurent Koscielny: Arsenal captain refuses to travel on club's US pre-season tour

The 33-year-old France defender is out of contract at the end of the 2019-20 season and is a reported target for French clubs Bordeaux, Rennes and Lyon.

"We are very disappointed by Laurent's actions, which are against our clear instructions," said Arsenal.

"We hope to resolve this matter and will not be providing any further comment at this time."

Bordeaux have reportedly offered Koscielny a three-year deal. The central defender joined Arsenal in the summer of 2010 for a fee of around £10m.

He has played 353 times for the Gunners and won the FA Cup twice, in 2013-14 and 2014-15. Last season Koscielny played 30 times for the club in all competitions, including one appearance for the under-21 side in the EFL Trophy.

(BBC Football)
So now they don't have anyone that can defend? Interesting when we play them, a team with no defenders v a team with no strikers.
 
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Turkish club Fenerbahce say it is not viable from an "economic" point of view for them to sign Arsenal midfielder Mesut Ozil.
(BBC Football)

No club can afford him.

Arsenal are stuck with the useless fcuker.

He's going to bleed them dry.
 
Bale continues to haunt Arsenal, as Real beat them in a pre-season warm up.