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The Dick Emery "I done it wrong again, Dad!" Thread!

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Aug 13, 2018.

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  1. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    A big practice like yours must have optioned a box at 3PL
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Aug 14, 2018
  2. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Big fish in a bigger pond, with massive budget to do anything PR related?

    Been there, done that, and banked the cheque.

    These days, it's about quality of life?
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Aug 14, 2018
  3. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    This is a cracking thread!

    Hilarious title, expert wummery...

    What else do you lads want?
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Aug 14, 2018
  4. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Has it ever occurred to you that people only come on your threads to continually rip the piss out of you?
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Aug 15, 2018
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  5. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Agree with you for once.

    Working for who you want, on the projects you want, when you want makes for a great working life, and makes you a better father, partner, etc....

    Being a creative, however, I never banked massive bucks anyway tbf
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Aug 15, 2018
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  6. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    You need a creative accountant.
    <whistle>
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Aug 15, 2018
  7. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    **** knows you could have done with one. <laugh>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Aug 15, 2018
  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    The part I'm looking forward to is seeing how your prediction that Emery will be sacked at the end of this 'calamitous' season turns out <ok>
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 15, 2018
  9. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    So very needy, Pix.
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I don't think so Bruv. Like I said, this thread has got potential to be another 'calamitous' **** up of yours :)
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 15, 2018
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    <laugh>@Hoddle Is A God
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Sucky, Dec 3, 2018
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  12. PINKIE

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    This thread is turning out well <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Dec 3, 2018
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  13. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    He who wums last wums loudest.

    That’s all I am prepared to say right now.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Dec 4, 2018
  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Or in your case, he who ****s up the most, ****s up the loudest.
     
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    PINKIE, Dec 4, 2018
  15. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Don’t think third rate wummery counts Fatty.
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Dec 4, 2018
  16. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    HIAG thinks "I make a thread, people respond" = Wumming.
    That's just normal forum use HIAG. If you post, people will respond.
     
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    Bodinki, Dec 4, 2018
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  17. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Could you speak up a bit?
     
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    FosseFilberto, Dec 4, 2018
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG thinks ‘I post ****e that backfires and people call me a twat’ = wumming.
     
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    PINKIE, Dec 5, 2018
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  19. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Ooh oooh my turn!

    Hiag spends all pre NLD winding up the goons...... "teach you a footballing lesson" "put you back in your box" "power shift" "dick emmmreeee sack watch" (after 1 game)

    Spuds go all #spursy

    Hiag claims wum victory after getting thumped 4-2

    Rinse<doh>
    &
    Repeat<laugh>
     
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    Sucky, Dec 5, 2018
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  20. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    You've uncovered my secret formula, Sucky !
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Dec 5, 2018
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