The Dick Emery "I done it wrong again, Dad!" Thread!

You didn’t catch anything from me.

 

So why are you flip flopping like a fish, Matth?

 

Are you for real, You’ve not wound me up one bit.

 

I believe you.

 

^^^ 5.14 am obsessed rattled ranter

 

Actual, i was trying to find a YouTube clip of Dick Emery playing the teen yobbo and using his famous catchphrase, “Dad, I done it wrong again!” so that I could post it here as a gorgeous piss-take. After an hour’s fruitless search, I gave up.

Not sure where you get the idea that I’m obsessed?

 

The early bird catches the worm.

 

Me neither ... not like you posted yet another thread about Arsenal ... and at 5am

 

... particularly if it has obsessive tendencies

 

The time is purely incidental, Bambs.

It neither proves nor disproves what my state of mind was.

Leave basic debating to those of us who have the skill and wit to engage it, yeah?

 

.... multiply incidental Quents ... and mass debating seems to sum you up in more than one way, yeah?

 

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So you spent an hour from 4.14am to 5.14am looking for Dick Emery footage for a WUM on a football forum?

And failed.

HIAG, you done it wrong again

 

The time is irrelevant.

Okay, so I happen to have woken up early with this on my mind and couldn’t rest until I had posted up my hilarious wum.

There is nothing obsessive about it.

 

Man makes thread on football forum about his teams biggest rivals to try and wind them up shock.

 

You have to, Libby!

And Bambi wonders why I call him “Bambi!”

 

Well, the time stamp is there for everyone to see.

 

Man does it repeatedly In the early hours of the morning = obsessed

 

The first thing on your mind was a football forum. You need help.

What about your job, kids, etc...

 

And no one ever will unless you dip your wick bro