The Daily Arsenal

Without realising it, HIAG wins Stan today's name check bet before breakfast. The lads have a good old chuckle about it.

 

... ..that's nothing ... apparently Harry Kane is known as 'Mufasa' on Twitter ... what's that all about? ..

 

Huh?

 

Wow you are slow on the uptake

 

Arsenal will have a £54.1m summer transfer budget and manager Arsene Wenger will need to sell first if he wants to spend more than that figure. (Evening Standard)


They're fcuked!

 

That's a brave prediction HIAG

 

Eh who cares. Just copy and paste every season for the past decade and that's Arsenal's 16/17 campaign sorted.

 

I predict that I will have a smashing day out at the Bridge this afternoon... whatever the result. ...

 

That place is a toilet.

 

Arsenal are in talks to complete a double raid on Leicester's Premier League title-winning team by seeking out winger Riyad Mahrez, 25, in addition to striker Jamie Vardy, 29. (Sun)

Wenger really has run out of ideas, hasn't he!

Why try to coach a team to glory when you can simply nick the glory from a team that's far, far better than you?

Oh, how we sorely we miss you, A87! Your wisdom and insights into your beloved Arsenal are much needed, now, my friend!

 

Very unlike Wenger to be making a big money, short term signing like Vardy.

He's clearly leaving Arsenal at the end of next season and is having a last throw of the dice to win the league.

 

Arsenal forward Theo Walcott, 27, has no intention of leaving despite the Gunners bidding for Leicester's 29-year-old striker Jamie Vardy. (ESPN)

When is Walnut going to get the message that he is no longer wanted at Arsenal? Is Wenger really going to have to get the rest of the squad to wear t-shirts with "fcuk off right now, Walnut!" printed on them?

 

England midfielder Jack Wilshere, 24, looked ahead to Thursday's Euro 2016 match against Wales by saying: "They don't like us - and we don't like them." (Daily Mirror)

Anyone else get the feeling that Wiltshire isn't quite all there in the brain department?

 

Liverpool want to sign Arsenal forward Theo Walcott, 27, in a £25m deal. (Sun)


Wenger must be rubbing his cock!

 

If he wasn't a footballer, he'd be pushing trollies around B&Q's car park

 

I HIAG wasn't a Lawyer he'd be pushing trollers around B&Q's car park ...

 

HIAG's not a lawyer mate, he's a back street conveyancer.

 

Er... Tobes, conveyancers are lawyers, mate.

Grunts who work in Burger King, flipping burgers, are not, though.

 

... he's a prize prat .... but having listened to recent TV interviews it has to be these two for the next film in the Dumb and Dumber franchise

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... damn fortunate that they can play football ....

 

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