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Okay, so you buy the land to flip on, but that's only because you don't even have the balls to be a proper estate agent.

 

Despite myself, I did laugh at that.

 

Why take a 1 or 2% fee when you can benefit from the planning uplift and sell to Cornishman using low grade, high street conveyancers?

 

I never said it was funding for property development.

I said it was commercial funding.

Under writers ultimately call the shots, your bullshit about your negotiation skills being able to get you fabulous terms on your poxy short term development loan, spoke volumes. The kind of figures you were talking about are small fry, you'd get what was on the shelf you absolute flute. The idea that they'd be bending their rate card and falling over themselves for a sum at that level is laughable.

You do know that February was the best month in donkeys for mortgage lenders don't you?

 

Don't you let them trip you up Hiag, they trying. Your being cross examined here.

 

We don't have to try, he's more than capable of doing that himself.

We just point it out

 

He'd have got the chair by now.

 

We would never buy from someone like you. We don't have to. We find our own deals, and don't need any leaches sucking away at our profits. Any savings, we can pass on to our buyers, to shift the houses/flats more quickly. Better to put the money in the pockets of the paying punters than into your greedy hands, eh, Stan?

 

Sounds as boring as watching Manchester United. No wonder you spend your life on here scoring points

 

No worries HIAG, I wouldn't take you seriously anyway. I only deal with principals, not their secretaries!

 

Depends on the deal. Some can be very interesting and challenging, others can be very straightforward.

Is the cave you were hiding in earlier this season up for sale?

What's your profession CFC? My guess is that you're in publishing of some sort with aspirations to become a lollipop man.

 

So, you've admitted that you know nothing about finance for property development, and yet you continue to prattle on about it, criticizing me who knows an awful lot about it?


If you did know anything about finance for property development, you would know that the rules have changed. Yes, there is now more available to house builders, but it is far more difficult for "developers' to get their hands on it. I've already said (20 pages ago) that the funders are now far more focussed on deliverability than they used to be. Gone are the days when a second hand car salesman or a retired London insurance broker could suddenly decide to turn his hand to a spot of property development. These days, you need to have a track record - the best money is available to those who can prove that.

See, if you actually took notice of what I am telling you, rather than look for any and every opportunity to vent your spleen, you might actually begin to realise that I do know what I am talking about.

By the way, muppet, mortgage lending and financing property development are two very different markets.

 

... I wouldn't normally do this ... but it's "You're" ...

 

As you can see, mate, I am dealing with a handful of muppet who know absolutely nothing about the subject they are purporting to examine me on! It is laughable!

They're being egged on by an embittered estate agent who thinks he's a property developer, and a Cornish Gooner who didn't even know about Bodmin Gaol until he Googled it!

You couldn't make it up, mate!

 

... euphemism?

 

hahaha, no lad.

You were the bloke who said that them leaving Highbury was a bad move in terms of their commercial attractiveness, and that staying put would have made them a more attractive commercial proposition, you clueless gonk.

 

Except I was on obviously joking and wumming Piskie.
And for some reason you bit. Maybe you were on your blue period

 

I've just noticed why HIAG is such a big fan of yours. Very few people "like" your posts. It's an obsession of his. He gets very wound up if people "like" other people's posts and often comments on it. He's the anti-Astro on that particular subject, although they are very similar characters.

 

...and of course the money doesn't ultimately come from the same Banks? Whether UK based or overseas?

Oh and that specific market is also booming.

 

Were you ****

You even tried to defend it when I ripped your post to shreds, and it prompted others to laugh at it.

I can see why you have an affinity with HIAG.