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Run by the worst owner of all time, and managed for most of that season by one of the worst managers of all time!...

 

HIAG scanning the gossip pages with his 'scratch the surface' knowledge of football, looking for a non existent wum.

Gonna have to add that to the Wum **** up thread I'm afraid mate

 

Oo! I think I may have netted a fishy already! I cannot see the reply, but it's bound to be the Pixie-Fish. Not a particularly intelligent breed, and fairly easy to catch, but still...

I say netted, but I haven't even left the harbour yet. The silly ****er jumped out of the water and onto the deck, like he wanted to get caught!

Another golden comedy moment!

Someone really should start a thread entitled Pixie's Comedy Gold Moments! We could all relive our favourite Pixie ****-ups and laugh our cocks off all over again!

 

As has been mentioned, claiming a 'bite' is the same as having to explain a joke. Another **** up I'm afraid.

Can't wait for the Pixie's comedy gold moments thread, it should be a big success for you. Hope you don't bottle it like you did with your Dildo fingering XI thread

 

That's quite an attack on your two most loyal lieutenants !

 

And look who turns up as soon as HIAG's name is mentioned

 

I bet you're ripping the piss out of Pixie?

Skiddy and Bambi will, also, be livid by your comment.

A fantastic triple-wum, there, for you! That's not an easy one to pull off, but you managed it with aplomb.

 

...predictably unfunny .. no class, no wit, no bottle... and imaginary friends ...

#SadThing

 

@Saintsfan08

See! I predicted that Bambi would be livid!

 

Fortunately for you, there was no bet on it

 

HIAG owned again

 

Blimey!

You are still smouldering over Saints' comment, Bambi!

 

HIAG's 'he's livid' comments are his new Picard pictures

 

... what did he say? ... was it about welching on bets? ... no problem there mate ... never have, never will ... the indignity of doing that would be way too much to bare eh?

 

Sure, Pixie. Sure.

 

There's already a fishy thread, one where stupid spuds go frequently. Funny thing is like all spuds they bring a knife to a gun fight. But loving they turn up in two's & threes but the results the same

As for laughing your cock off I'd ask your wife if you can have it back first.

 

That thread is an embarrassment, Skiddy. We know it, and you know we know it.

It's the forum's equivalent of watching a monkey masturbating behind its Perspex enclosure at a zoo. Difference here is, you're the monkey who has made his own enclosure with that thread, mate. Go on, get back there and knock another one out! We'll still be here when you've finished.

 

Masturbating monkey? That's you #bottler, all the lads have found it to be insightful and accurate description of this years Spud dellusional attempted to beat the punch above their weight season last year where you grabbed third place from the jaws of triumph. Stick to your known third rate wummery and your deep obession with everything Piskie. #welch

 

Ouch! ... tonight's gig at the Farting Ferret is not getting off to a good start ... I'm betting (oops) that not even the support of the Cromer Sea Scouts or Gerald the dancing pig will be enough to lift the mood ...

 

No, Skiddy, mate... It doesn't work like that. You can't simply repeat the genius insults of someone else, throw them back at the person who has just ripped you a new one, and make out like you're clever!

Give up and know that you're beaten. You're just making a bigger tool of yourself.