The Cwarr07 Utter Tripe Thread

[Son of a pitch]

Put simply, I've created this thread so that we can all record the utter tripe that Cwarr07 posts on Twitter.

For instance, on Twitter he has claimed Barton has signed a contract and just now that we'll have £45m to spend this summer.

At the end of the transfer window we can compare what he has said with the facts.

Enjoy

#nufc have signed Lille midfielder Yohan Cabaye for 5m euros subject to passing a medical

Targeting M'Bengue N'Zogbia Gameiro & Gervinho shows the ambition is there to take the club forward, Ashleys blueprint 100% correct #nufc

Regarding Jose Enrique's contract negotiations:

@mithun_toon PR exercise by #nufc he's already told the club he won't accept any contract offer. His rep are already talking to other clubs

Seb Larssons performance today will be interesting given that he's already agreed to join #nufc in the summer

Regarding Pardew's transfer budget:

@ColdInTheNight Working with a 45m budget

Deadline given to Gervinho to accept our offer.

Now we know why Ashley is in town,1st transfer breakthrough made Charles N'Zogbia returning to #nufc

From what I've been told @Joey7Barton has played his last game for #nufc You can't expect to take on Ashley and expect to win Joey.

Time to go......hoping to hear good news re #nufc later, Cabaye & N'Zogbia agreed, if they get the others you'll soon forget about JB & Enrique

Gervinho will be playing for #nufc next season......time to celebrate.....Ashley, Carr, Llambias, Charnley & Pardew deserve all the credit.

Regarding Barton:

@bigpuntbhp No he'll be sold

As I posted last night, Gervinho has agreed to join #nufc

@GM24474 Chelsea won't sell Sturridge

For those asking the Cabaye & Gervinho fees are being paid in full by Ashley upon the players signing their contracts #nufc

@StevenWelsh93 No interest in Ba with his medical history (knee)

@Callum1694 Gameiro bid was accepted club have not spoken directly to him. No truth in Berbatov story.

Llambias, Charnley & Pardew at SJP meeting with Enriques advisors #nufc

I suspect that the meeting will confirm Enriques desire to leave, advisors have already had talks with other clubs hence M'Bengue talks

Berbatov story is a non starter, Demba Ba also not a target. Other striking options to Gameiro include Erdinc at PSG & Shane Long at Reading

Club have deals in place for Cabaye Gervinho & N'Zog

Hearing that #nufc have made contact with Souchaux re Boukary Dramé

No chance of #nufc landing Sturridge, for those asking, he's not on their list of targets.

Neil Taylor has agreed a 5 year contract with #nufc Fee of 1m a bargain, yet again shrewd work in the transfer market by the club

8m bid made by #nufc Mevlüt Erdinç at PSG, no indication yet if it's been accepted

As I've already said "Gervinho & Cabaye will be #nufc players. What more can I say?"

 

[Sanchin0]

Good thread!

Reppd'

 

[Tiote's Witch Doctor]

Glad to have inspired you to make this

Looking forward to seeing what an absolute fool hes going to look like, we should hoy this one in the directory so its easy to keep adding

 

[beardface]

Cabaye signed - 5m euros.
£45m budget.
Speaking to Cheikh M'Bengue
Deal struck with Wigan for N'Zog.
Deadline given to Gervinho to accept our offer.

Picked them out from looking at his recent timeline.

 

[Sweet Child O' Mine]

"Seb Larssons performance today will be interesting given that he's already agreed to join #nufc in the summer"

What he said^^

 

[AH]

The things he comes out with though, I'd bloody love them to be true. He gives a sense of blind optimism if nothing else.

Shame he's the biggest bullshitter going. No doubt he'll have a job for the Mail or something when he's older.

 

[Sweet Child O' Mine]

"Now we know why Ashley is in town,1st transfer breakthrough made Charles N'Zogbia returning to #nufc''

Loving the fact,how he said that Seb had already agreed to a pre-contract,then goes on to say that N'zogbia is our first signing! lol

 

[Aldridge_Prior]

Seb Larsson would've signed by now if Cwarr was telling the truth. He's a free agent so he could sign now.

 

[Smudger]

Didnt he mention Gameiro as well? I dont waste time following him but does he claim to have a club source or something?

 

[Tiote's Witch Doctor]

Didnt he mention Gameiro as well? I dont waste time following him but does he claim to have a club source or something?

Ive seen him refuse to reveal who or what his source is, more proof that its made up IMO.

 

[beardface]

Asked him where he got the £45m from, he is yet to respond.

Wont hold my breathe either.

 

[Sanchin0]

Asked him where he got the £45m from, he is yet to respond.

Wont hold my breathe either.

Well you could also say my friend's source is ****, but then again he did get the Nolan & Willo deals spot on.

 

[beardface]

Well you could also say my friend's source is ****, but then again he did get the Nolan & Willo deals spot on.

It's more fun to believe your source is real

 

[Son of a pitch]

Well you could also say my friend's source is ****, but then again he did get the Nolan & Willo deals spot on.

He got the Ben Arfa deal right too, so it's hard to gage whether he's a bullshitter or not.

 

[Sanchin0]

It's more fun to believe your source is real

Oh talking about that, tonight I won't be on here because I have a party(the mate who gives me the info is going aswell), so hopefully I get to ask him a few things, such as if we are signing ''Cabeye'' and if we have made any progress on Gamiero/Gervinho. I think Lacina Traore is out of the equation because his club is ''apparently'' demanding 15m euros, which is quite a lot for a unproven and inexperienced 21 year old who isn't really a prolific goalscorer & his main attribute is his height(6ft 8'').

 

[beardface]

Oh talking about that, tonight I won't be on here because I have a party(the mate who gives me the info is going aswell), so hopefully I get to ask him a few things, such as if we are signing ''Cabeye'' and if we have made any progress on Gamiero/Gervinho. I think Lacina Traore is out of the equation because his club is ''apparently'' demanding 15m euros, which is quite a lot for a unproven and inexperienced 21 year old who isn't really a prolific goalscorer & his main attribute is his height(6ft 8'').

Dont really know much about the Traore, and havent heard us linked with anyone except by your mate. Wouldnt be too gutted if we missed out on him, €15m would get us Gameiro/Gervinho which I'd consider a better deal than for him.

Let us know if you find anything out

 

[Chappaz]

Cwarr is a tricky one indeed. He got the Carroll thing right as well.

He seems so confident so I really don't understand why he would bullshit so much unless he has underlying psychological issues. It's not like he's a bloke pretending to be a member of the media or press. He's just a normal guy dishing out information to whoever wants to listen. He even made his Twitter private which is hardly a jump for attention.

He either gets things wrong because:

a). He's a bullshitter
b). He takes his insider info but jumps to conclusions too quickly in an attempt to seem like he was comfortably 'in the know'
c). He does know what he's talking about, but the unpredictable world of transfers means that some things rapidly change or don't pan out as planned

He's stuck to his guns about certain things though, so we'll see.

 

[Sanchin0]

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/new...e-partner-for-Andy-Carroll-article662093.html

Before he moved to Kuban(Russian Premier League Team).

 

[Tiote]

Well to be brutally honest and if he is actually correct I will ejaculate all done

 

[Shola's Scissor Kick]

In my opinion he probably does know more than most on the goings on in the club, however I think he knows a lot less than he tries to make out. Loads of people do that though to be fair, *cough* Steve Wraith *cough*