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The Cwarr07 Utter Tripe Thread

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  1. Son of a pitch

    Son of a pitch Active Member

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    Put simply, I've created this thread so that we can all record the utter tripe that Cwarr07 posts on Twitter.

    For instance, on Twitter he has claimed Barton has signed a contract and just now that we'll have £45m to spend this summer.

    At the end of the transfer window we can compare what he has said with the facts.

    Enjoy <ok>

    Regarding Jose Enrique's contract negotiations:
    Regarding Pardew's transfer budget:
    Regarding Barton:

     
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  2. Sanchin0

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    <ok> Good thread!

    Reppd'
     
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  3. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    Glad to have inspired you to make this <ok>

    Looking forward to seeing what an absolute fool hes going to look like, we should hoy this one in the directory so its easy to keep adding :)
     
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  4. beardface

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    Cabaye signed - 5m euros.
    £45m budget.
    Speaking to Cheikh M'Bengue
    Deal struck with Wigan for N'Zog.
    Deadline given to Gervinho to accept our offer.

    Picked them out from looking at his recent timeline.
     
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  5. Sweet Child O' Mine

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    "Seb Larssons performance today will be interesting given that he's already agreed to join #nufc in the summer"

    What he said^^
     
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  6. AH

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    The things he comes out with though, I'd bloody love them to be true. He gives a sense of blind optimism if nothing else.

    Shame he's the biggest bullshitter going. No doubt he'll have a job for the Mail or something when he's older.
     
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  7. Sweet Child O' Mine

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    "Now we know why Ashley is in town,1st transfer breakthrough made Charles N'Zogbia returning to #nufc''

    Loving the fact,how he said that Seb had already agreed to a pre-contract,then goes on to say that N'zogbia is our first signing! lol :)
     
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    Seb Larsson would've signed by now if Cwarr was telling the truth. He's a free agent so he could sign now.
     
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    Didnt he mention Gameiro as well? I dont waste time following him but does he claim to have a club source or something?
     
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  10. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    Ive seen him refuse to reveal who or what his source is, more proof that its made up IMO.
     
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  11. beardface

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    Asked him where he got the £45m from, he is yet to respond.

    Wont hold my breathe either.
     
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  12. Sanchin0

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    Well you could also say my friend's source is ****, but then again he did get the Nolan & Willo deals spot on. <ok>
     
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    It's more fun to believe your source is real <diva>
     
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  14. Son of a pitch

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    He got the Ben Arfa deal right too, so it's hard to gage whether he's a bullshitter or not.
     
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  15. Sanchin0

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    Oh talking about that, tonight I won't be on here because I have a party(the mate who gives me the info is going aswell), so hopefully I get to ask him a few things, such as if we are signing ''Cabeye'' and if we have made any progress on Gamiero/Gervinho. I think Lacina Traore is out of the equation because his club is ''apparently'' demanding 15m euros, which is quite a lot for a unproven and inexperienced 21 year old who isn't really a prolific goalscorer & his main attribute is his height(6ft 8''). <ok>
     
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  16. beardface

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    Dont really know much about the Traore, and havent heard us linked with anyone except by your mate. Wouldnt be too gutted if we missed out on him, &#8364;15m would get us Gameiro/Gervinho which I'd consider a better deal than for him.

    Let us know if you find anything out <ok>
     
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  17. Chappaz

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    Cwarr is a tricky one indeed. He got the Carroll thing right as well.

    He seems so confident so I really don't understand why he would bullshit so much unless he has underlying psychological issues. It's not like he's a bloke pretending to be a member of the media or press. He's just a normal guy dishing out information to whoever wants to listen. He even made his Twitter private which is hardly a jump for attention.

    He either gets things wrong because:

    a). He's a bullshitter
    b). He takes his insider info but jumps to conclusions too quickly in an attempt to seem like he was comfortably 'in the know'
    c). He does know what he's talking about, but the unpredictable world of transfers means that some things rapidly change or don't pan out as planned

    He's stuck to his guns about certain things though, so we'll see.
     
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  19. Tiote

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    Well to be brutally honest and if he is actually correct I will ejaculate all done
     
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  20. Shola's Scissor Kick

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    In my opinion he probably does know more than most on the goings on in the club, however I think he knows a lot less than he tries to make out. Loads of people do that though to be fair, *cough* Steve Wraith *cough*
     
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