The Cricket Thread

Vince takes a dolly!

 

And another!

 

91 mph full toss gets Henry.

 

England need 242 to win the World Cup.

 

Can they delay the start of England's innings until the end of the GP please!

 

I'm glad Nasser said at the end that England must be pleased with the target set....from the running commentary during the match you'd have thought that NZ reaching 240 meant that England might as well pack up and go home. History is interesting, but doesn't set the future in stone. May have been enough in the past, but is not so massive that England can't pass it.

 

OK...I'm scared now.
Don't know what I'll be like when England actually start their innings.

 

Review for lbw first ball!

 

Umpire’s call, phew!

 

Close. Thank heavens for umpire's call.

 

How the hell is Roy still in?

 

Roy’s luck runs out, caught behind.

 

Back behind the sofa from me .

 

Hello

 

You put the kettle on next time !

 

Sexist pig
NZ take a wicket if I go into the kitchen...keeping well clear.

 

This is unbearably tense!

 

What is ?

 

I'd like to see these England batsmen get off the back foot

 

We can't complain about being unlucky, can we?