Joe Leach took a hat-trick with the first 3 balls in the match against Northants, who are now 23/6.
A run-rate of 2.8 for their ten overs, and the loss of two wickets to boot (and it should have been three, had Jimmy not missed the run out).
Not as bad as Middlesex, of course. But still, why would you choose to bat first at 10.30am - especially when the opposition have opening bowlers like Fidel and Bird.