The Crazy Bitch Divorce Thread

Say it with flowers .

Buy her a Triffid.....

 

The only person who remembers or Wedding Anniversary , is our friend who lives round the corner .

We always get a card from her .

 

I met her when she was 14, my best friend'S sister, but didn't start dating until college. She was 19, which, is legal to drink in UK, but this was in US. I moved over here in the 90's.

 

As long as you don't give me @luvgonzo they're all cut up.

 

You're so American.

 

About 15 years.

 

My anniversary is usually spent the same, I give my gifts and dedication to a woman who is bed bound.. In return she empties her bowels the day before so I only have piss pads to change on the day.. Reality folks, I ain't joking..

 

****ing hell Joe, I'm going to have to go get Mrs luv a card now.

 

Garage flowers? Really? No flowers are better than garage flowers, stealing them from someone's well tended garden shows at least a bit of effort.

 

I feel like I have been marred for 100 years

 

Happy 3rd anniversary.

 

With my ex, I told her she came 4th behind beer, gaming and football.

 

Bloody hell.

That's dedication and true commitment , not to mention love , companionship and friendship .

 

I headed north for Niall Quinn's testimonial game during my honeymoon.

Had a great time

 

Got my first one coming up this weekend. We are off to France for a long weekend. Haven’t bought her anything.

Will get a card and go out for dinner on the night.

 

You bought her a holiday on the continent.

 

Nah was paid for out of joint savings account. Which is essentially the profit from our rental property.

 

We only have joint accounts so any gift one of us buys the other is technically a gift from themselves too.

 

I have my own account. I just transfer money into a joint one for the mortgage and bills.

 

You only have joint accounts?!