The Crazy Bitch Divorce Thread

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  1. luvgonzo

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    Any romantics/soppy twats out there?

    So Mrs luv and myself often spend our anniversary apart as she visits her parents in the summer holidays and I'm working so it's fine and we're not bothered.

    However she went and had the bright idea of coming home a day early which would be tonight so that we could go out. I pointed out that I was happy to go out as long as the footy was on there.
    She's coming back tomorrow.

    Would any of you have been a big pussy and missed the football for an anniversary?
     
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  2. Skylarker

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    I told my Mrs from day one that football comes first.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

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    What all of them?
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I only have 2. But yeah, both.
     
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  5. 3 Finger Jack

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    Just had my wedding anniversary 17 years now (we got married young... she technically wasn't allowed to drink at our wedding <laugh>).

    We also observe the anniversary of our first date.
     
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    That is so ****ing soppy, to make up for being a girl go out have a few beers and get home when you bloody well feel like it.
     
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    I bet that went down well.
     
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    You must remember this advice for when you get a girlfriend.
     
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I remember sad anniversaries.
     
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    They're all sad Matthew, they are a reminder of the young scallywag you once were before you were tamed and neutered.
     
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  11. 3 Finger Jack

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    Me too.... wedding... first date... :bandit: <laugh>
     
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  12. 3 Finger Jack

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    Honestly, I find life gets better and more enjoyable as I get older. I don't like that my chronos clock is ticking but life gets better as you age... at least as far as I've got so far.
     
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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    I am a big softie - I took my Mrs to New York for Valentines Day this year, and always celebrate our Wedding anniversary - so you need to man up and go to the garage and get her some flowers and Ferrero Rocher and make a night of it :)
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    Oh yeah, jokes aside I like where I am right now. I don't mean on a train.
     
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    She's miles away so that wouldn't work and besides that I'm not missing the footy. We don't do Valentine's Day at all.
     
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  16. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    How long have you been married
     
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  17. 3 Finger Jack

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    I've never been a fan of V day. I'll randomly do romantic gestures for the Mrs. Buy her flowers randomly... on my lunch break I sometimes go and drop gummy bears (she's a big fan of them) in her car or a silk rose. I'm not anti romance but I do hate valentine's day.
     
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  18. Stan

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    High school sweethearts?

    I acknowledge that we got married on a certain date.
     
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    Valentine’s you can stick up your fundamental orifice.

    I do acknowledge anniversary though. It’s more peaceful that way.
     
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  20. Stan

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    Can someone give this guy a set of bollocks.
     
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