The continuing brave, fun adventures of Russell Martin

Maybe but not sure they’ll do. Anyway, I just hope they don’t and allow him time & grace to turn the ship. ****er. And I mean that most sincerely.

 

I hope after this he never gets another job in football.

 

He will fit in perfectly at Wrexham when Parkinson goes.......

 

Quite impressed that two of our relegation managers have had the opportunity to once again showcase their management 'talents' this season.

Unfortunately for RM, Reuben Selles has won the ex-Saints sack race 25/26.

 

I read a figure of Martin costing £100k a month if they bin him. This excludes his back room staff. A total of £1.2 mill was quoted for Martin but I might have misread. It is on BBC

 

The guy has to be the foremost specialist professional interviewee ever to grace the game.

 

c/o Rangers Banter very self explanatory

 

It's hilarious and yet utterly terrifying that people can do that.

 

My favourite one was the Southgate one just before the Euros talking about finding Grealish with a brass and a load of cocaine.

I agree it's terrifying though.

 

On a slight tangent, have you seen the BBC drama “The Capture”. Really good and based on this very subject.

 

Yeah thats a great programme. This sort of stuff scares me way more than any horror film. Imagine being fitted up like that and no one believing you. Full on nightmare fuel

 

Might craft something with you doing a 10 minute speech about how awesome SR are

 

Most would see through that one

 

I'm guessing the budget wouldn't stretch to a flight to somewhere warm

https://www.skysports.com/football/...-winless-start-to-scottish-premiership-season

 

RM: "Alright guys, as a bonding exercise and to really gel as a group of lads we're going for a bit of a brave swim and a fun walk"

Team: "A quick trip to somewhere warm would be good as it's bloody freezing up here"

RM: "....."

 

** Whilst quietly plotting how they cold make it look like he fell off the mountain **

 

I was actually wondering if they toyed with the idea of him getting "cramp" whilst swimming...

 

In a two team league, where Rangers have spent more than all the other teams combined (bar Celtic), this is what we've got.