I'd put it on my bed while picking something up from my room and just forgot I had put it there, not a little gun either it was an SA80 rifle.
Was seeing a girl, her thinking it was more serious than it was. Pulled a girl from work on a night out, done the rounds on my mates living room floor, up and early to see the girl without showering, juices on hands/face/cock and them awful love bites on my neck to then do it with the girl i was seeing... she didn't seem to notice but maybe she just kept quiet :/
Lived in Neath for a while and it was very easy to pull dirty birds of a weekend. I had a girlfriend but had gone out on a Friday and got bladdered and took this girl I knew, Lanky Linda (yes, she is tall), back to my little place and knocked the back out of her at various times during a debauched night. Woke up still half cut mid Saturday morning knowing my girlfriend was due round within in the hour but had to have one last dart so had a messy morning session with Linda and effectively sent her on her way. They must have passed in the street as within five minutes the bell on the door went and I chucked the key out of the window to girlfirend and got back in bed, playing the knackered can't be arsed to do anything trick and concealling my throbbing member. She walks in and dives on the bed and tries to get frisky and I'm trying to fight her off but in the end she just goes down on me. What can I say? She cleaned up the other birds juices nicely and, I have to say, I got myself an extra half inch out of it in the bargain. How she didn't taste it I do not know.
That's just wrong .. Good work though. Similar happened to me.. The bird I was meant to marry. I accidentally shagged a dirty bird from my office.. Another 18 yr old.. Then went to see the bird an smashed her too.. And caught the clap off the office bird an gave it to the mrs.. Winner
I was about 24 at the time. Lean mean shagging machine back then. Hope you haven't grassed me up Boots
I was once woken up by my room mates gf whilst completly naked asleep on the kitchen table, god knows how i didn't fall off during the night. After reading RHC's comment i think i'm lucky he was never a room mate of my mine. I've only ever slept with two birds on one day and one of them i was already seeing nothing compared to some of the stuff others manage to get up to.
I turned down my best mate's girlfriend. I regret it to this day for so many reasons. She was very fit, I wanted to see what a breast reduction looked like, he was shagging around on her, and none of us are still in touch so we obviously weren't really that close!
It would have been a bad idea back then but in the long run not such a big deal. It would properly ruin lives now, 15 years on! She was fit though. I should have.
Does that mean it was of similar veracity to your story about ****ing that bird up the arse in the hotel? Or should we now start calling you Robin? I'm nowhere near as debauched as you lot. My worst was going home with a bird I met at a party, both of us pissed and up for it then realising I had no condom. I pretended to put one on and ****ed her anyway. However, being the caring considerate sort I am, at the point of climax I pulled out and came all over her chest, with a bit of pre cum spurt on her face. She went utterly ****ing mental. Started going nuts and shouting "What the **** is wrong with you, who does that?". So I replied "I assumed you'd prefer the cum on your chest rather than in your ovaries". That didn't help - just set her off about how she could've already gotten pregnant from me simply sticking my cock in her. So I told her I was sorry but that I really didn't give a ****, rolled over and went to sleep. Suffice it to say we didn't live happily ever after... Other than that, my only confession is that I once ****ed my wife behind some trees about ten yards off the nursery slopes in Borovets. Good job there's no sex offender's register in Bulgaria.
