The Complex Nature of Weight

This.

I'm guessing SN met his wife on an Asian Bride site. Poor, wee thing must get flattened when they're bumping uglies.

 

I won her in a game of high stake Mahjong< chinksdon`tuseplural>

 

have a ****.

 

Sn is suing the council for building the footpaths to close to his arse

 

Weight does not exist. It's summat that was made up to explain mass in simplistic terms to stupid people.

 

surely 13 stone 4 is a normal weight for someone who is 6'1"?

 

oh **** here we go

 

You're just saying that to make Pud feel better.

 

Naw, he's a fat ****. Fat most certainly does exist and can be measured in mass. Weight is just an analogy.

 

Surely, weight=mass x gravity?

 

Like I said. Stupid people.

 

I knew that was going to be your response. Anyway, how are you china?

 

stick to the knitting dearie.

 

Pud requires a forklift to lift him on to the industrial scales.

 

Man flu, buddy. I had a great time over the festive season despite it though. I was still sick but too pished to care.

It's not so good when back at work

 

Too true, too true my learned friend.

 

****, I should have said, "True dat, Gambol, true dat". Pud was teaching me coon talk yesterday!

 

Aye, he's a racist **** is that **** Pud. And fat. Let's not forget that racist **** Pud is also a fat ****. And a ****.

 

That certainly seems to be the case and as you can imagine, I was more than startled by this blatant disregard for other human beings, just because they are a different colour and have fuzzy hair.

 

What worries me is the subtle and insidious ways in which he tries to recruit us to his despicable mindset.

For shame, Pud, for shame. Ya fat ****.