Off Topic The Christmas Thread

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Proud of you all…….

Happy New Year
A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly ****ers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2023, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little New Years message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every idiot can read, but look at you go, little buddy!! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a ****ed up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or **** farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're ****ing special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother ****er!
Happy New Year!!!
Don't **** it up. All the best in 2024
 
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SW3 Chelsea Tiger said:
Proud of you all…….

Happy New Year
A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly ****ers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2023, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little New Years message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every ****** can read, but look at you go, little buddy!! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a ****ed up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or **** farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're ****ing special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother ****er!
Happy New Year!!!
Don't **** it up. All the best in 2024
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I hope you have a fantastic new year, but you can get through it without using the word ‘******’ in a joke.

I know it’s just been copy and pasted, but even so.

Seriously though. I still wish you a superb 2024
 
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