What do you want for Christmas this year?
I want some terrapins.
I advise against terrapins mate. Have you seen how big those ****ers grow? The size of dinner plates, which is handy as they also eat each other.
I’d like a 1962 Velocette Venom
What do you want for Christmas this year?
I want some terrapins.
I had terrapins as a kid and they did grow a fair size, its true. If I can't have them, I'll take a tortoise.I advise against terrapins mate. Have you seen how big those ****ers grow? The size of dinner plates, which is handy as they also eat each other.
I’d like a 1962 Velocette Venom
Peace on earth and an end to hunger and homelessness.What do you want for Christmas this year?
I want some terrapins.

You might get a decent sweater, TMy family ruined my xmas idea, I suggested a secret-santa-style thing where everyone nominates 1 thing they want up to £40 and we each get one present.
Now it's a present for everyone for £5 max, and has to come from a charity shop ffs![]()
Worst xmas ever ffs

You might get a decent sweater, T![]()

I had terrapins as a kid and they did grow a fair size, its true. If I can't have them, I'll take a tortoise.
Any chance of you getting the VV or do they cost a pretty penny?
Nope I'll just get dead old people shirts, Swanage is great for posh shirts that have never been worn![]()

My father-in-law is a motorcycle nut. He rides a BSA Bantam.It’s surprising how many vintage British motorcycles are still on the road Ponders, so the cost wouldn’t necessarily be prohibitive.
Could probably get a Triumph Bonneville for less than a grand. Velocette’s are a bit rarer. There’s a few BSA Goldstars knocking about too.
Swanage? Had some great holidays there as a kid![]()
My father-in-law is a motorcycle nut. He rides a BSA Bantam.
What do you ride?

Thanks Ponders. Nothing really planned. Will do a bit of work then have a couple of pints I suppose.Happy Birthday, Monny
Are you doing anything nice today?
I don't care if this is the wrong thread. Mon will be looking in soon enough.
Will you have a special family meal?Thanks Ponders. Nothing really planned. Will do a bit of work then have a couple of pints I suppose.
My mum is over and she will cook tonight. I asked for fish pie, using smoked haddock to give it that extra flavour.Will you have a special family meal?
Let us lighten mood by discussing Christmas.
And Mon's haddock pie.
Who's first?
It ended up being hake and salmon pie. ****ing lovely it was.Let us lighten mood by discussing Christmas.
And Mon's haddock pie.
Who's first?