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  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Bòooooooo humbug
    My middle name is Ebeneezer
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Booooooooooooooooooooooo! :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Punishment.
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    First name Mike and last name Ashley
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm having twelve days off at Christmas <can't wait>
     
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  7. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    No, he drinks I’rn Bru and Babycham.

    <bubbly>
     
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    I’ve got posher these days. Moretti, Lech and Budweiser are my cans of choice these days.
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Sounds like a right old session on that lot Chippy. Well bladdered.
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I had a Negroni in my local Italians last time. It was vile.
     
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  11. JakartaToon

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    I resent this thread.

    Like all good Muslims we wont be celebrating Christmas apart from presents and Christmas day with my brother and his family (or Christmas with The Infidels as we call it). We are going on our normal annual pilgrimage on 27th Dec (to Las Vegas) celebrating the Mrs birthday there by losing large amounts of money no doubt and then back to UK just in time to not take a tree down.

    Looking forward to it.
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Don't worry, I'm agnostic. I'm a Christmas-celebrating hypocrite as well :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  13. Blacker-than-Knight

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    I'm an atheist but I have no problem with the spirit of Christmas, family, friends and the giving of gifts, I just don't do the religious bit, benefit of a strict Irish Catholic upbringing.
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Aye, its a great time of the year, whether you are religious or not. Actually, I've a great idea for the title of a Christmassy song...I Wish it Could be Christmas Every Day. Do you think it will take off? :laugh:
     
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  15. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Probably better than my idea, "Gimme the damn present muddafucka"
     
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    <laugh> More like it <applause>

    I buy myself a nice present every year. Why not, not many others will.
     
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  17. General Lee Speaking

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    Nothing says Christmas to me more than a new Star Wars movie in the cinemas and the darts World Championship on the telly. Both only days away. :smiley-finger007:
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Lets hope both The Force and The Power win!
     
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    You bunch of heathens. Not only is the anti-christmas thread longer than this one, but not one of you has mentioned Jesus. No, not the one at Citeh...baby Jesus <grr>
     
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  20. Judge Death

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    Gamez's little lad???
     
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