The Christmas Thread

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I wouldn't mind but they're in Welsh, I've no idea what the **** they are on about anyway.

... my other half is Welsh ... her late great grandad and great aunt would always converse in Welsh when together ... always thought the buggers were giving me some grief ...<laugh>
 
Insecure^^^^

Realistic ... when we first got together I was 36 and she was 24 and we were both married to other people <whistle> ... lasted ever since mind, with two daughters to boot ... (my eldest girl is from my marriage - now 24) ... I was cast as the big bad 'naughty' Englishman, turning a young woman's head ... scandal in the village boyo <laugh>
 
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Realistic ... when we first got together I was 36 and she was 24 and we were both married to other people <whistle> ... lasted ever since mind, with two daughters to boot ... (my eldest girl is from my marriage - now 24) ... I was cast as the big bad 'naughty' Englishman, turning a young woman's head ... scandal in the village boyo <laugh>

Easy ma Digger, Fosse been havin affairs and ting.
 
Realistic ... when we first got together I was 36 and she was 24 and we were both married to other people <whistle> ... lasted ever since mind, with two daughters to boot ... (my eldest girl is from my marriage - now 24) ... I was cast as the big bad 'naughty' Englishman, turning a young woman's head ... scandal in the village boyo <laugh>
You boot your daughters?
 
... love'em too much ... but have been tempted on occasion <laugh>... the middle one is 'mini me' according to her mum ... stubborn, opininated and extremely gorgeous <laugh> (her mum might not have said the third one) <whistle>

Soft lad. I love my Bwais too, don't mean I don't **** em up when I need to. One of my lads does kickboxing, he always kicks me when he walks past me. Last week he tried it, I gripped his leg, put him in a headlock and choked him out.

Man hasn't done it since.
 
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Ohh fantastic, it'll be a proud moment when the young un walks on stage then goes and sits behind all the main cast. If I'm not mistaken around the 8th minute mark...the sheep graze, 'pretend' graze of course. That's the bit I pulled my phone out fo..proud memories.

Just back, mate.

My little un's grazing was superb! In that moment HIAG Junior was a sheep! I am so proud, and the memory of that moment will last forever.
 
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