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The Christmas Thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Dec 12, 2012.

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Christmas Love or Hate

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Calm down fella! My ex-wife was a nutter aswell.

    Christmas drinks this year will be???????
     
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  2. Tobes

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    Sorry mate didn't realise, I share your pain, that's a path I've been down myself, so I know what it's like. <ok>

    Mine are independant now & they'll be sat round my table on Christmas day.................revenge is a dish best served cold mate.
     
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  3. Jeremy Hillary Boob

    Jeremy Hillary Boob GC Thread Terminator

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    Welcome to my world...
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Carling and a bottle of cask-strength Ardbeg. Oh and free sambuca at the Chhese <ok>
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's OK Tobe. I see plenty of them and speak to them both every day. They both prefer me anyway.
     
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  6. Jeremy Hillary Boob

    Jeremy Hillary Boob GC Thread Terminator

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    My daughter has alternated each year between my family in Liverpool and her mum's in 'Boro. She's seventeen now and wants to spend every Xmas at Liverpool, though she misses her little sister desperately.

    Modern families, i suppose.
     
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  7. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    When I met my wife to be in '94, she was living in Bristol and her estranged husband was living in Oxford with their 2 kids.

    Over the next few years, they both decided that daddy was indeed an asshole and both came to live with us.

    The younger daughter moved out aged 19 and has just exchanged contracts on their first house today!!

    Unfortunately, her lazy, bone idle, older, schmuck of a brother is still with us.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Thread successfully diverted <laugh>
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You should get an award. :biggrin:

    Back on topic!

    Best xmas tv special is????
     
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  10. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    i am going to be predictable and boring, but i love Only fools and horses and Porridge.
     
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  11. luvgonzo

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    The Royal Family is always good, don't think they are doing a new one though.
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh>
     
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  13. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    ANYTHING except Morcombe and bloody Wise :emoticon-0121-angry
     
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  14. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    The BBC has the same Christmas schedule each year.

    Queens Speech, Shrek, News, Strictly Come Dancing, Doctor Who, Eastenders: Death Edition, a new special of an old sitcom that they never said would come back for another episode ever again, news, random documentary about a celeb or sitcom that is not that good.
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It's lucky we'll all be smashed or we may go insane.
     
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  16. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    And Jason and the Argonauts.
     
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  17. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah that's always on.

    I hate the bloody Queens speech as the Mother in law always wants to watch it and we have to be quiet. She's in the back room this year watching it by herself. <ok>
     
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  18. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

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    I was at my nans the year before last and her tv picture wasnt set up properly. When the heading 'The Queen' came up it cut off half the N, so it looked like it said 'The Queer'. We all burst out laughing apart from my nan who probably didnt get it or notice the joke.

    Classic Christmas memory.
     
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  19. ****ing Christmas thread being the most popular...WTF???

    Christmas us ****! Far too expensive, have to visit and act nice around the mrs' family, got to bloody drive so can't have a drink, its ****ing freezing and the kids run wild after eating three thousand bag of bastard sweets!

    It is gay I tells ya...gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay...GAY!!!!

    <whistle>
     
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  20. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    If you could invite:

    A) One current Liverpool squad
    B) One Liverpool legend
    C) One player from another club

    Over for Christmas dinner, who would you choose?

    For me:

    A) Carragher
    B) Hansen
    C) Balotelli

    Sounds like a great laugh.
     
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