The CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CLOCK

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
53 days and 6hrs TO season KICK OFF.
How dare you usurp this hallowed thread for your nefarious, decadent and immoral post about the football championship bollocks. :emoticon-0172-mooni Do you think this is a web site for football banter? :emoticon-0138-think :emoticon-0133-wait:
Shame on you for bringing this site into disrepute. A curse on all that desecrate this site of holy remembrance, .... sorry but what is it about again, um, er, ... oh yes, this site of holy remembrance of the day you get presents when it's that religious guy's birthday. :emoticon-0131-angel
(Oh Jesus, I can't remember his name. :emoticon-0138-think)
Well, not really his birthday, but who gives a ****?! It's the presents <gift> and eating lots of yummy, oleaginous and sugary foods :emoticon-0163-pizza :emoticon-0166-cake: and drinking :emoticon-0167-beer::emoticon-0167-beer::emoticon-0167-beer:<bubbly><bubbly> until you sweat alcohol through every pore and orifice :emoticon-0175-drunk and offend any poor arsehole that is within earshot. :emoticon-0183-swear
All while trying not to puke on the dining table. :emoticon-0119-puke: You don't want any splash-back onto your best, by now, urine soaked threads. :oops: Couldn't have that now, could we?
Now, where the heck was I? :emoticon-0112-wonde
Aah, yeah. So don't do it again! :mad: Naughty boy! :emoticon-0181-fubar
 
Last edited: